September 24, 2008

My Answers Part 2

I really don't know how to get in touch with the "blogger analyst", so I just hope that he/she reads this and comment again. I know that I don't owe anyone any explaination but after the "commotion" in the comment box, I can't help but respond.


The blogger analyst said :

When a blog is left unblog for quite sometime, there are few possibilities;


1. The blogger is sick?

Well, except for some sore throat a few week back, Alhamdulillah, I am not seriously sick.
Unless of course I have some other sickness in me which I have no idea about. I have not had a medical check-up for years now. Bad, isn’t it? Especially a makcik my age. I am supposed to have pap-smears, mammogram, blood cholesterol, blood sugar level, all those regiments right? !!.

But so far, I am fine thanks.

2. The blogger is dead?


Alhamdulillah, I am still alive and kicking. Maybe not as high as Dato Michelle Yeoh but still can kick lah. So don’t try to cross me OK. Hehehe.

Reminder : Need to buy the Anlene Concentrate tomorrow.


3. The blogger is detained by the authorities?


Why should I be detained by the authorities?
My kampung blog contain nothing that may have caused harm to the national security. Tak glemer pun. The police may not even read my blog. It's so harmless.

Apart from some unpaid traffic summons, I have not broken any law. I am such peace loving and law abiding makcik, so why should I be detained.

A few years ago, I even discover that some of the traffic summons, although they were in my name and my car number plate, they were not committed by me. How come? Well, supposedly, my car plate was photographed at places that I had never step my foot on. Somewhere in Kuantan. I don’t know how it happened but, lucky the police believed my story and I didn’t have to pay a single cent.

4. The blogger is having menoPAUSE?

What Menopause got to do with blogging anyway? Have you got any data that relate menopause to blogging ? It would be nice to know.

There are so many lady bloggers out there, who are already menopaused or near to menopause who are happily blogging. The eldest who I have come across was 72 years old lady, from Brazil, I am quite sure that she is already menopaused.

I am not into menopause yet but maybe I was having a “blogging perimanopause”, hehehe. Perimenopause is a period prior to menopause, when one would experience some symptoms of menopause.

So don’t underestimate the menopaused ladies blogger out there. They are doing a great job with their blogs. Some are even better than the younger ladies.

What about male bloggers ? If I am not mistaken there is a term as male menopause too. Are those who pause in blogging can be considered as having a male menopause syndrome?

I don’t know, why don’t you tell me.

5. The blogger interest in blogging has fizzled out?

My interest in blogging has fizzled out? Hmmmm, it is kind of subjective really. I still like to read blogs, I still like writing blogs. But, I am the type that can easily be bored with repetitive tasks. So I need to cool off a bit in between.

If my interest has fizzled out I would do one of these two things.

Close down the blog or keep it open but I would announce that I would no longer be posting any entry. InsyaAllah, there would be a “farewell” entry prior to that. That is, if I don’t suddenly just drop dead before I could that.


Why keep it open? Well, this blog is supposed to be for my children to read when one day, I am no longer around and they may want to reflect on our lives together. Kind of, like a legacy to them or something similar. Not just a framed photograph of me, but something that may rekindle their memories of yesteryears.

Reminder : I need to improve my writing, then. Need to write more of the kampung lives.

Now, you tell me which one?

I have written so much, the answer must NONE of the above.

What about you? Are you a blogger yet? If yes, why not announce it to the world. Or are you into one of the above categories ? You must give us a chance to analyse your blog. How about that hmmm...? Only then it would be fair right?


Last word.

Thank you so much for coming to analyse my blog anyway. I am so touched that there is a blogger analyst who care to come by and analyse my blog.
p/s pssst AN dah taruh resipi baru kat blog Dapur AN. Pergilah skodeng.

14 comments:

DeLinn said...

Bagus la AN menjawab! :-)

Selamat Hari Raya AN. Mai la singgah rumah! hehehe

Anonymous said...

amboiiii AN, menyepi pun ada orang tak puas hati nooo?

Macam2 orang ada kat dunia ni.

AN,
Selamat Hari Raya
Jemput la mai rumah, kat tanah liat saja pun... :)

-selendangbiru-

~akuni~ said...

Apa dah jadi dengan manusia zaman sekarang... tulis blog ni bukan nya wajib ke apa ke...

'Wake-up call' tu kan ke elok kalau pergi follow-up dengan orang yang tak tunai zakat ke, org yg tak solat ke..

Madam Tai Tai said...

Hi AN,

Kudos to both your replies! Ketawa I baca your Part 2 ni.

I hope s/he replies. LoL!

AuntyN said...

Delinn,

Hehehe, AN memang expert kalau jawab menjawab ni hehehe.

Selamat Hari Raya too. InsyaAllah kalau ke Alor Star boleh terus ke Sintok.

Selendang Biru,

Bagus lah ada orang kisahkan kita. Tanah Liat, dekat dah tu. Habaq mai tang mana nak pi tu. Emailkan address tu to makcik_n@yahoo.com.my
OK?

akuni

Jangann marahkan diorang lah. Depa tu prihatin je. AN yang jadi "terperasan" yang ada orang suka tulisan AN hehehe.

Gina

I hope they take it in that spirit too. With the tongue in the cheek kind of attitude.

1na said...

Salam AuntyN,

Jenguk2 jer, menderu2 posting AuntyN. Saya siap baca posting lama mencari apa yang trigger AuntyN. hehehehe

Anyway, raya nie nak balik Pg. Nak p cari Nasi Ketam Juru dan Mee Udang yang famous tu.

AuntyN, di kesempatan ini, saya mohon maaf jika ada terkasar bahasa sepanjang berbicara di alam maya nie. :D

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri
Maaf Zahir dan Batin

Muaah, love u :D

Anonymous said...

Kelakarnya!

Ada part 3?

Andropause said...

Aunty

Male menopause is called andropause.

Symptoms of male Andropause may include lethargy or decreased energy, decreased libido or interest in sex, erectile dysfunction with loss of erections, muscle weakness and aches, inability to sleep, hot flashes, night sweats, depression, infertility and thinning of bones or bone loss.

Andropause is caused by lower levels of testosterone and its consequences as men age. After age 30, testosterone levels drop by about 10 percent every decade. Andropause is associated with low testosterone level. Every man experiences a decline of bioavailable testosterone but some men's levels dip lower than others. And when this happens, these men may experience andropause symptoms.

The major factor in aging is the dysfunction of the male reproductive homeostat (hypothalamic - pituitary - testes axis), which leads to the progressive loss of hypothalamic sensitivity to the inhibitory effects of testosterone.

AuntyN said...

1na

Itulah, terbesemangat pulak dah AN ni kan? hehehe

anon

Part 3? Would you like to instigate ?

Awat tak tulis nickname? Susah AN nak tegur org tak bernama ni.

Andropause

Thank for the info.

Count Byron said...

Wowwwww i laff laff..and still laffing la
Great answers AN. Cek ni memang tera noo! Nana baca banyak kali and still laff..

Selamat mengerjakan ibadah ramadhan di penghujung ini. Semoga AN dan famili selalu dlm rahmatNya.

Remember if you do come way south, jgn lupa rumah Nana Count dan Countess.

Selamat hari raya

AuntyN said...

Nana Count

Thank you for the invite. InsyaAllah cek jenguk count dgn countess kalau turun South.

Selamat Hari Raya to you tu.

Anonymous said...

Aunty

Are you saying that you need to be instigated?

The creativity is already in you!

badrul said...

auntie n...
selamat hari raya aidilfitri and maaf zahir batin... hope your hari raya is blessed with happiness and wonderfulness, and ketupatness, and rendangness and otherness as well... ;-)

AuntyN said...

anon2 (are you the same anon as before?)

At times some instigation can bring out the creativity hehe.

Alhamdulillah for the ilham given by Allah..

Badrul

Selamat Hari raya to you and family. Lama sungguh AN tak jenguk blog Badrul ni.